I had a very interesting conversation with my male friend about how amateur porn is better than ‘professional’ porn because it’s more real and how circumcised penis’ look all uncomfortable and weird in porn and things. He said he appreciated talking about this stuff with a girl rather than guys, ‘cause guys are all “yeah, yeah, look at her go” and shit whereas he can actually have a conversation with me about it. I’m obviously a lovely person to talk to…